teacher: what unit of measurement-
me: in daylights
teacher: thats not-
me: in sunsets
me: in midnights
teacher: you cant-
me: in cups of coffee
teacher: thats impossi-
me: in inches
teacher: yes! thats what i-
me: in miles
teacher: but you just-
me: in laughter
me: in strife
teacher: *opens mouth*-
me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
me: how about looooooooooooooooove
teacher: i give up
me: measure in looooooooooove
me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)
When people interrupt me while I'm reading
laugh-addict: They expect my reaction to be something like: When really, my reaction is something like: Searching for funniest post?? try this!!
Such a great morning
Worship was amazing at church and lunch was pretty good too. Lots of laughs with my favorite people before they leave me for college and husbands and such nonsense :) good stuff
You don’t have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.– C. S. Lewis (via instantwishes)
When someone turns on the light when you're...
Pretty sure I have an ear infection but I’m too lazy to go the dr or even get out of my bed.
So I finally lost it. After weeks of babysitting with my horrible four year old nephew and a year of hearing him cuss everyone out and hit me and everyone and throw things and break shit I finally had a moment of weakness. This child walks by me kicking a soccer ball in the house and tells me he doesn’t like me, in Spanish. Then five minutes later he hits me while walking by. Then he asks...
Spell your full name without...
asiaraim: catawampuscreations: jubilteese: ___________ Yea, can’t even do it. (via billie-joe) My first name disappears entirely! Buw<—-this is all that’s left out of my first, middle, and last name! ——- —- u-t—— p—g——— ^^ My entire name consists of OTZ. Ridiculous
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